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Property Investment Vs Bitcoin/Cryptocurrency – Here’s The Situation!

Property Investment Vs Bitcoin/Cryptocurrency

It got to the point where every day I was hearing about more and more people, including the most gormless halfwits humanly imaginable, striking it rich from cryptocurrency. I haven’t heard those claims – to that extent – about property since early 2004, when Sarah Beeny’s Property Ladder gave us aspiring entrepreneurs hope, as we learned that any wally can make a killing in a booming property market.

They call it FOMO. “Fear of missing out”

Apparently it’s an irrational feeling that shouldn’t play any active role in investment making decisions, because it’s based on emotion and not valuation, yet it’s precisely why I said “screw it” and tossed a portion of my savings – enough of it to make me nervous – into cryptocurrency.

Mind you, not as nervous as watching fiat money (e.g. GBP) deteriorating quicker than my hairline, as Governments around the world are hell-bent on minting ludicrous amounts of cheese during the pandemic, navigating us towards a full-on collision with hyperinflation.

Meanwhile, the value of cryptocurrency is soaring, especially with billionaires like Elon Musk scooping up Bitcoin and touting DOGE coin like he’s a second-hand car salesman! Did you know, there have been few assets in the history of mankind to show the same level of appreciation as crypto? Bitcoin, for example, has appreciated 4,700,000% in ten years. And how about this little tidbit to really make you puke your guts out: if you invested £1000 into DOGE coin in January 2021, you would have banked £210,825.30 today.

While there’s clearly plenty to be made, the narrative in recent times has been less about the “easy money”, and more about outperforming the impending doom of inflation. So is it any wonder that millions of people around the globe are frantically stashing their money into the crypto market?

I’m all in!

If anyone hadn’t noticed, I’ve been a bit absent from blogging recently. My super useful newsletter has still been chugging along as per usual, but blogging not so much.

I’m sure you noticed, and I suspect your email of concern fell victim to the jaws of my nasty spam-filter. It’s not your fault.

If you’re following me on Twitter you may have caught wind of my recent flurry of tweets, so you’ll already be aware that I’ve entered into a very dark and foreign place…

Dear Lord, I cannot emphasise the following enough! Nothing in this post (or website for that matter) should be constituted as financial advice! I’m not advising or recommending anyone to invest in anything, especially cryptocurrency, this is purely for educational purposes! Always do your own research!

So why on God’s green earth am I discussing Cryptocurrency on my landlord blog to you fine property folk? Believe you me, we didn’t arrive here without deliberation.

  • In short, I’m hedging against our government and traditional investment vehicles, including property! Crypto is largely decentralised, unlike my other investments, so it’s completely unique in that sense.
  • I don’t want you thinking I’m a one-trick pony! I couldn’t bear the thought.

    I’m a firm believer in diversification; being married to one or two “wealth creation” methods feels reckless, especially if they’re all tightly regulated by government. I don’t think anyone should go “all in” with one particular investment type, even if it’s as safe as ‘ouses.

  • For the most part, landlords don’t have genuine affection for bricks and mortar, but rather, we simply want our money to outrun inflation and outperform the lousy interest rates we’re being offered by our deadbeat banks. Or at least, I sincerely hope that’s the case.

    But then again, I once watched a bone-chilling documentary on people that have literal love affairs with their cars. Yes, like, literally.

    Apparently these fruit-loops aren’t as uncommon as one would hope. Bloody mental.

  • Crypto is creeping into mainstream media, especially thanks to my mate Elon Musk, after dropping a colossus $1.5bn on Bitcoin, and DOGE coin hitting the airwaves after going parabolic, and turning a ridiculous amount of pubeless children into millionaires.

    So I figured there’s a good chance you might be interested in learning more about my recent entry into the crypto-verse. I’m always happy to be your guinea pig.

  • And this…

    Investment returns 2021

How much have I made from Cryptocurrency so far?

Yes, yes, yes, I know this is what most people will care about. So before you dose off, I’ll put you out of your misery.

£100k

At the time of writing this blog post I’ve been investing in cryptocurrency for around 3 months, and I’m £100k up with £12k investment. I haven’t cashed anything out yet, so depending on my level of sensibility and greed, I could lose it all. Or, I could make more money than sense and become a full-time Instagram “influencer”, dedicating my life to flaunting lush Louis Vuitton man-bags, Gucci belt buckles the size of your head, and fluorescent green Lambos.

Yes, I know, not a bad return at all, but what makes the whole situation so utterly absurd and surreal is the fact that it was all orchestrated by a clueless buffoon, bumbling around on a mobile app, during the span of a couple of months. I ‘spose that explains why I’ve shown less interest in blogging about property recently.

The twisted reality is, that’s a pretty modest ROI in the world of cryptocurrency; investors are frequently seeing 100x – 1000x returns, most often by shear dumb luck. That’s not hype, and if I wasn’t “in it” I wouldn’t believe it either.

Question: what was the ROI from your crusty BTL and snot-faced tenants in the last 3 months?

I kid, I kid! We all love property and adore our tenants, even the ones in rent arrears and use the curtains as poop-paper.

What is Cryptocurrency/Bitcoin?

I’m not the best person to ask. In fact, I’m probably the worst person to ask. But I’ll do my best to explain the little I do know (or, at least, the little I think I know) in my own little way.

There are literally thousands of cryptocurrencies available today. For practical purposes, you can think of them like companies in any traditional stock exchange.

Bitcoin is just ONE cryptocurrency out of thousands, and it’s the most recognisable because it was the first. ONE bitcoin is worth a staggering £32,000+ today (it was £44k a few weeks ago), and many speculate it will reach £100k by the end of the year. It was less than 1p when it first started trading back in 2008. My advice is not to attempt to understand it, but to blindly accept it. It’s just easier that way.

If you’re not in the world of crypto, you might be surprised by how much money has been thrown into the market, by both private individuals and huge institutions like Tesla and PayPal. It’s mind-boggling.

Most of the outside world think that cryptocurrency is a generic term for virtual currency. It’s not. Actually, Bitcoin (and a small handful of others) is a digital currency that stores value, but the vast majority of cryptocurrencies are actually ‘assets’, designed to securely transfer information or assist with the process, on decentralised networks.

Either way, the technical differences mean diddly-squat to the average investor, because the currencies are just donkeys in a race to us, and all we expect is for our picks to put one foot in front of the other.

From what I understand, there’s very little real use case for the majority crypto technology today, it’s at the very early stages of adoption, so the market is largely driven by greed, hot air and speculation. It’s so senseless, but it’s happening.

As always, do your own research from reputable resources if you want to learn more.

Which Cryptocurrencies I’ve invested in…

I know some of you will already be invested in Crypto, so the following will actually mean something to you. Here’s what I’ve scooped up:

Etherium ETH Low – Medium
Cardano ADA Low
Vechain VET Low
Polkadot ADA Low
Polygon MATIC Low – Medium
Ripple XRP Medium – High
The Graph GRT Low
Coti COTI High
Chilliz CHZ Medium
Chainlink LINK Low
*Hoge Finance HOGE High

*This highly-speculative long-shot has been my best earner. I got in super early on a whim! Betting on this crypto to succeed was like betting on a 3-legged donkey at the Grand National. I really can’t explain the success; it’s ridiculous, it feels like a practical joke, but that pretty much sums up my opinion on the entire crypto market.

Just in case you’re thinking about it, please don’t blindly shadow my investments, because my entry points will be a lot different from yours if you enter the market today.

Where’s Bitcoin? Why haven’t you invested in Bitcoin?
There’s a couple of reasons for this:

  • I feel like I’ve missed the Bitcoin boat. Even if Bitcoin rises to an incredible £100k, I’ll only be tripling my money. I despise myself for saying this, but that’s a tiny return in the crypto world. I’d get laughed out of Crypto Camp if I only made a 3x return. Jesus Christ, what have I become?

    But honestly, there are much better currencies to invest in today which are likely to yield greater returns, in my opinion.

  • I’ve listened to a lot of ‘millionaire’ crypto veterans discuss their strategies, and the general consensus is that 50% of a well-rounded crypto portfolio should be invested in Bitcoin, because although it’s not going to yield as much return as some of the other coins at this stage, it is the most reliable (in other words, it’s always managed to increase in value). Basically, Bitcoin should be the cornerstone of everyone’s strategy.

    My foundation is property, I don’t need or want Bitcoin to replace it.

Just to clarify, you can buy a percentage of a Bitcoin, so the fact one Bitcoin is £30k is irrelevant.

What I’ve learned so far from investing in Cryptocurrency

  • Silly money

    The amount of money being made by speculative assets is both scary and surreal. Most of the tech actually does NOTHING as it’s still in the development phase, so we’re basically throwing money at vapour, hoping it materialises into something useful and functional.

    Yet still, it actually seems like a very real method of making – I’m going to say it – “life-changing money” Urgh, that was uncomfortable.

  • Insane volatility

    The market is as volatile as sloppy shit; watching (and feeling) daily swings of 30% is normal and frequent, which my bowel movement and vomit-bucket can attest to. What a wild bloody ride!

    I’ve chalked up the volatility to the following reasons:

    • The market can be manipulated, and it often is by early investors and organised groups that hold enough “stock” to crash and short the market, squeezing out weak and novice investors, so they can sell high and buy in low. It’s a problem and it’s very annoying, but ultimately it doesn’t stop the market moving forward. Fortunately, their power dilutes as more retail investors (i.e. every day people like you and me) enters the market.
    • Since the market is still in its infancy and driven by speculation, movement is triggered by current news, and the consequential emotional impact. For example, a single Tweet from Elon Musk alone can send the entire market into a mindless frenzy for absolutely no real reason. Which is happening right now.

      My response to that…

    You do get used to the swings even though they’re triggered by nonsensical garbage, but you definitely need to acclimatise. As you can imagine, watching a £10k investment shrink to £7k in the space of 24 hours can be debilitating. Of course, watching it swing the other way can be more beautiful than the birth of your first newborn.

  • It’s not for pussies

    Not everyone will have the stomach for crypto. I personally don’t think it’s particularly high-risk, but the volatility is objectively frightening.

    Now that I’ve tasted the sweet nectar of the chaotic swings and nonsensical rewards, I’m hooked. Actually, addicted. Alas, I can’t ever imagine getting excited about traditional and mundane stocks again. What a snooze-fest! Crypto feels like traditional stocks on steroids.

    I’ve heard many people say the same thing: once you go crypto, you don’t go back!

  • It’s still early

    Crypto is still in its infant stages. Apparently only 1% of the world population has invested in crypto, but it still has a stonking market cap of over $2 trillion! To put that into perspective: gold, which has been around since dinosaurs, currently has a market cap of $11 trillion. It seems inevitable that the crypto market will command and conquer gold.

    Who the hell invests in gold anyways?

  • Cryptocurrency is the future!

    Cryptocurrency is going to change the world. It’s imminent.

    Once you peel away the money-making aspects, and delve into the fundamentals behind some of the projects, you’ll realise why it’s not a scam, and why it’s important for the future.

    For example, I’m strongly passionate about the Cardano Foundation and their native cryptocurrency ADA. The organisation is working on providing millions of unbanked people in Africa access to digital banking for the first time. They’re also working on digitalising students’ academic records, which will increase higher-education and employment for the 80% of students who live in rural regions.

    Bear in mind, this market is powered by sentiment, so the fact ADA has no real utility right now means little. Side note, in the past week I doubled my initial investment with ADA. Just saying.

    There are many awesome projects like ADA in the crypto space, pledging to make the world a better place through tech.

  • Cryptocurrency lingo!

    It’s all so silly, but there is a certain charm to all the silliness:

    • Diamond hands – someone that doesn’t sell when the the market dips.
    • Paper hands – someone that shits their pants when the market dips and ends up frantically selling at a loss.
    • “HODL” – hold your crypto (i.e. don’t sell). You’ll hear the community frantically scream this notion when the market is tanking!
    • “Buy the dip” – You’ll also hear this being screamed from the rooftops when the market is going to crap. The sentiment is that you should be buying when there is blood in the streets, and while everyone else is too scared shitless to invest another dime (because, in theory, that’s how you make the most gains).

      Buying the dip is easier said than done.

      Believe you me, when the house is on fire, the last thing you’re compelled to do is continue dancing in the living room. I’ve found the process of “buying the dip” to be a complete head-fuck, and I always regret it when I don’t do it. Also, there’s nothing more infuriating than buying the dip, only for the market to dip even further shortly after! Catching the absolute bottom is rarely done, but when it is, be thankful.

      Actually, the market is pretty tragic at the moment, it’s been in a slump for a few weeks (all pretty normal, but terrifying for anyone that isn’t used to the volatility), so I’ve been doing my best to fight my natural urges to cry, sell and abandon fucking ship. Instead, I’ve been buying more and dollar-cost-averaging my existing investments, but it’s so freaking scary.

    • Don’t “FOMO” – don’t buy a currency that’s rocketing because you’re fearful of missing out on the gains. Trying to latch onto an airborne rocket usually results in free-falling back to earth without a parachute, face first.

      Been there, done it.

      Still do it now and then.

    • Whales – these are the people that hold huge amounts of currencies, and have the clout to short the entire market and/or certain currencies.
  • Cryptocurrency investment strategy

    My initial approach to investing in crypto was to randomly spread my bets across several currencies and hope for the best.

    I’ve noticed that most of the top 1 – 50 cryptocurrencies eventually increase in value, so remarkably, “hit and hope” appears to be a profitable formula.

    However, it’s well worth looking into the fundamentals behind each project/crypto. For example, what real-life problem it’s trying to solve, and what their roadmap looks like. Projects with appealing fundamentals are more likely to succeed and yield decent returns in a speculative driven market.

    For the parabolic 100x – 1000x gains, you need to invest early into new currencies that are highly speculative (and have good fundamentals). In order to find those gems, you either need to make a calculated decision after some research, or take a wild guess and dart a random horse in the ass (like I did with Hoge Finance).

    I’ve found that the most obvious approach works best: buy the dips and HODL, and regularly take profits! Don’t FOMO! *cough* yes, I know, I’ve yet to follow through with the taking profits step. I’m working on it.

    The strategy is dead easy in theory, but insanely difficult to execute when you’re in the moment.

    Unfortunately I’ve made every mistake in the book – defied common sense – and literally lost thousands in the process.

  • Bitcoin is King [for now], unfortunately

    I don’t really understand why or how, but the entire market is held hostage by Bitcoin.

    What I mean by that is, if Bitcoin drops in value all the other currencies follow in the same direction. It’s a tedious situation, especially for someone that doesn’t invest in Bitcoin. Why should my coins tank just because a bunch of numbskulls are extracting their money from Bitcoin?

    Out of all the currencies Bitcoin has the biggest market cap, and the vast majority of money is invested in it. I think that’s why it’s able to dictate the market, but I don’t really understand how it all ties together.

    The answer is probably as preposterous as the entire crypto market, so I’m better off not-knowing.

  • The market cycle

    The property market cycle goes through booms and busts. Similarly, the crypto market goes through bullish and bearish cycles, which historically follows a 4-year cycle pattern. We’re apparently in a bull cycle right now, which, according to history, is expected to end in September.

    The previous bear cycle in 2017 saw the market get crushed by a gut-wrenching 90% sledge hammer.

    YEAH, FUCK THAT!!

    I plan on making a dash for it long before September. Many speculate that this upcoming bear cycle will be significantly less brutal and perhaps even delayed, because there’s much more institutional investment this time round.

    Yeah, cool. I won’t be taking that chance.

    I will, however, invest again during the bear market, because that’s when most of the gains are made, before the lead up to the next bull-run.

Property Investment Vs Bitcoin/Cryptocurrency! Do I think cryptocurrency is a better investment than property?

Don’t be so ridiculous.

Actually, it’s really not a case of one being one better than the other. Yes, my ROI from crypto makes my returns from property look like a fool. A complete joke! But property investment still reigns.

As said, property is my foundation; it’s solid, reliable, consistent, and that’s why it’s the best investment I’ve ever made. Crypto has none of those qualities.

The reality is, if I didn’t have my financial bedrock lined with property investments (and liquid cash in my piss-poor ISA account), I wouldn’t touch crypto. Nope, not even with your dirty, gangrene 10ft pecker.

Cryptocurrency is a hedge against inflation, and more of a side-hustle. I’m enjoying the learning process like it’s a hobby. It’s really quite fascinating when you start looking into what it’s all about, and discover how much misinformation is out there (i.e. Bitcoin is mostly used by criminals to launder money, it’s bad for the environment etc).

Bottom line: I wouldn’t rely on crypto or make it a substantial part of my investment strategy.

How to start investing in cryptocurrency

I haven’t decided if the sheer ease of investing in crypto is a good or bad thing. It’s so damn easy to start, and it’s even easier to get hooked.

But then again, perhaps it shouldn’t be difficult. Maybe we’re so used to everything being difficult because we’re so used to centralised and government controlled opportunities.

Out of my circle of friends, I was the first to start investing in crypto. After they caught a glimpse of the success I was having, they naturally wanted a piece of the action. I was genuinely fearful of recommending or advising them to follow the path I was on, because the guilt of any incurred losses would weigh heavy. It’s a fast paced environment, so while you can make a lot of money very quickly, you can lose it all even quicker! And so many do.

But at the end of the day I can’t stop them, they’re fully grown chumps. However, I did take it upon myself to part with some wisdom before they started their journey, which I’ll also share with you (most of it is good old common sense):

  • Don’t invest what you can’t afford to lose (this particular advice landed on a set of frightfully deaf and hairy ears; a certain friend literally invested his entire divorce settlement money, which was meant to be used for a deposit for a house. No, I’m not joking!).
  • If you REALLY want to start investing, then invest a very small amount (e.g. £100); buy and sell a few assets and get to grips with the system and the market conditions (this nugget was completely ignored by all but one of my friends).
  • New crypto investors generally don’t practise patience and they have woefully unrealistic expectations. As with 99% of investments, you’re not going to become a millionaire overnight! Patience is key!
  • Don’t come crying to me if you lose the shirt on your back! I tried warning you, dick-face.

Trading Exchange / Binance

Binance: Bitcoin Exchange

Binance: Bitcoin Exchange

There are tonnes of free exchanges to buy/sell cryptocurrencies on, and each will offer a different array of features and currencies to trade. It’s important to use a reputable one that gives priority to security above anything else. Over the years many exchanges have been hacked, and as a result millions of funds have been stolen from user accounts. Crypto is an unregulated market, so the chances of recovering those funds are virtually zero.

I use Binance, which is the most popular cryptocurrency exchange in the world, and I believe it lists the most currencies to trade. I’ve tried a few others, but they’ve been binned for various reasons. Binance is free (I think all of them are, to be fair), the transaction fees are super cheap (I don’t even notice them), you can invest as little as £20, it’s quick and easy to cash out, and I like their app. Coinbase is another extremely popular and reputable exchange.

If you’re a bit of a technophobe or struggle with apps in general, you’ll probably never make this journey. I’m sorry.

If anyone plans on actually using Binance, my advice is to deposit money via “Faster Payments”, and NOT directly from a debit card. While the latter is easier, it does incur a 1.8% transaction fee. I made this mistake several times at first. I truly hate myself sometimes.

This is NOT a sponsored blog post. If you’ve read my policies you’ll know I don’t accept sponsored blog posts in any shape or form. However, the Binance link is a referral link, and the only reason I’m using it is because everyone that opens an account with Binance is given a referral link to share. If you do use it, amazing, and many thanks! We’ll both be rewarded with extra coins with every trade.

Recommended resource to learn more

The amount of hours I’ve recently spent researching and studying the crypto space is likely unhealthy, but it’s been thoroughly enjoyable.

My YouTube “Subscriptions” list has quickly been filled with Cryptocurrency content creators. Many are obviously bell-ends, some are cool. I think the best to follow and learn from is Coin Bureau. The geezer is terrific and very likeable. We’re very similar.

Right, I’m done!

Apologies if you have absolutely no interest in Crypto and reading this has been bloody murder. Don’t worry, I will return to regular property crap very shortly. With that said, if there’s one nugget of information worth extracting from this blog post, perhaps it should be that diversifying is healthy.

Hopefully I’ve made it clear that I’m not a crypto expert, but if you have any questions about the subject, drop a comment and I’ll do my best to give you a response that isn’t 90% inaccurate.

If you’re already a crypto-dork, let’s have a mothers meeting in the comments section! I’d love to know which coins you’ve filled your bags with.

Over and out,
The_Crypto xo

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